Extracts from the Cynic's Wordbook – Part VIII – the letter D

See previously entered letters C, J, K, M &c. here.

  1. Dadnoun A father whom his vulgar children do not respect.
  2. Dandynoun One who professes a singularity of opinion with regard to his own merits, accentuating his eccentricity with his clothes.
  3. Daynoun A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent.
  4. Decideverb To succumb to the preponderance of one set of influences over another set.
  5. Defamenoun To lie about another. To tell the truth about another.
  6. Defraudverb To impart instruction and experience to the confiding.
  7. Demonnoun A man whose cruelties are related in the newspapers. See Fiend in Human Shape.
  8. Denyverb See Hurl back the Allegation.
  9. Deservenoun The quality of being entitled to what somebody else obtains.
  10. Dicenoun Small polka-dotted cubes of ivory, constructed like a lawyer to lie on any side, but commonly on the wrong one.

Extracts from the Cynic’s Wordbook – Part VIII – the letter D

See previously entered letters C, J, K, M &c. here.

  1. Dad – noun A father whom his vulgar children do not respect.
  2. Dandy – noun One who professes a singularity of opinion with regard to his own merits, accentuating his eccentricity with his clothes.
  3. Day – noun A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent.
  4. Decide – verb To succumb to the preponderance of one set of influences over another set.
  5. Defame – noun To lie about another. To tell the truth about another.
  6. Defraud – verb To impart instruction and experience to the confiding.
  7. Demon – noun A man whose cruelties are related in the newspapers. See Fiend in Human Shape.
  8. Deny – verb See Hurl back the Allegation.
  9. Deserve – noun The quality of being entitled to what somebody else obtains.
  10. Dice – noun Small polka-dotted cubes of ivory, constructed like a lawyer to lie on any side, but commonly on the wrong one.

Extracts from the Cynic's Wordbook – Part VI – the letter R

Previous entries: P, M, K, C, J. Notice I have listed double the number of extracts under this letter. This is simply because these are some of the finest in the whole book by Bierce. A little bonus for you to chew and occasionally swallow and digest. Read on:

  1. Recruit – noun A person distinguishable from a civilian by his uniform and a soldier from his gait.
  2. Reform – noun A campaign transparency, which is laid aside as soon as it has served its purpose; a thing that mostly satisfies reformers as opposed to reformation.
  3. Relations - noun, plural People that you call on, or that call on you, according to whether they are rich or poor.
  4. Remarkable – adjective The manner in which that fool Jones gets on, when we, who are so much more talented, are left out in the cold.
  5. Remote – adjective The day when merit will be in more demand than money.
  6. Removable – adjective An official who hasn’t any influence at headquarters.
  7. Rent – noun An outrage imposed by blood-sucking vampires on virtuous sons of toil.
  8. Republic – noun A form of government in which equal justice is administered to all who can afford to pay for it.
  9. Resident – noun Unable to leave.
  10. Resign – verb A good thing to do when you are going to be kicked out.
  11. Revelation – noun Learning late in life that you are a fool.
  12. Revenge – noun Sending your girl’s love letter to a rival after he has married her.
  13. Reverence – noun The spiritual attitude of a man to a god and a dog to man.
  14. Revolver – noun An argument used by temporary maniacs.
  15. Riddle – noun Who elects our rulers?
  16. Right – noun A cipher which has no value unless the numeral Might is placed before it.
  17. Riot – noun A farce, which in Europe becomes a drama; a popular entertainment given to the military by innocent bystanders.
  18. Robber – noun Vulgar name for one who is successful in obtaining the property of others.
  19. Rose – noun Same thing as a skunk.
  20. Rude – noun Reminding an old lady of the good times you had forty years ago.

Extracts from the Cynic’s Wordbook – Part VI – the letter R

Previous entries: P, M, K, C, J. Notice I have listed double the number of extracts under this letter. This is simply because these are some of the finest in the whole book by Bierce. A little bonus for you to chew and occasionally swallow and digest. Read on:

  1. Recruit – noun A person distinguishable from a civilian by his uniform and a soldier from his gait.
  2. Reform – noun A campaign transparency, which is laid aside as soon as it has served its purpose; a thing that mostly satisfies reformers as opposed to reformation.
  3. Relations - noun, plural People that you call on, or that call on you, according to whether they are rich or poor.
  4. Remarkable – adjective The manner in which that fool Jones gets on, when we, who are so much more talented, are left out in the cold.
  5. Remote – adjective The day when merit will be in more demand than money.
  6. Removable – adjective An official who hasn’t any influence at headquarters.
  7. Rent – noun An outrage imposed by blood-sucking vampires on virtuous sons of toil.
  8. Republic – noun A form of government in which equal justice is administered to all who can afford to pay for it.
  9. Resident – noun Unable to leave.
  10. Resign – verb A good thing to do when you are going to be kicked out.
  11. Revelation – noun Learning late in life that you are a fool.
  12. Revenge – noun Sending your girl’s love letter to a rival after he has married her.
  13. Reverence – noun The spiritual attitude of a man to a god and a dog to man.
  14. Revolver – noun An argument used by temporary maniacs.
  15. Riddle – noun Who elects our rulers?
  16. Right – noun A cipher which has no value unless the numeral Might is placed before it.
  17. Riot – noun A farce, which in Europe becomes a drama; a popular entertainment given to the military by innocent bystanders.
  18. Robber – noun Vulgar name for one who is successful in obtaining the property of others.
  19. Rose – noun Same thing as a skunk.
  20. Rude – noun Reminding an old lady of the good times you had forty years ago.